Well fellow blog readers I am officially D-O-N-E with school tomorrow! YES! That is definitely one of the many fabulous things about being a teacher....you still get a SUMMER VACATION! I am so ready for summer because of one major thing...
May 28, 2008
It's gonna be so good, I can almost taste it!
May 24, 2008
Pictures of Jack
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May 21, 2008
I'm an AUNT!
May 20, 2008
You played college softball?
Today I had one of my boys come into my room after school and ask me if I would go up to the baseball field with his team to "hit balls." Before I could get my response out, Mrs. Green (the kindergarten teacher) said, "Oh don't you know Mrs. Bass played in the Major Leagues? She was a professional!" "Really? I didn't know that," exclaimed Mr. Pielsticker. "Oh yea, I played for Baylor." "Wow!"
I totally thought he knew we were kidding.....I was wrong.
I gathered up my stuff, went and got a Diet Root Beer and went up to the baseball field. I of course, was greeted with, "MRS. BASS!" The boys were all so excited that I had showed up to watch them bat.
Then, I had the Coach... Mr. Pielsticker's dad come up to me and in front of ALL my parents say, "Mrs. Bass... grab a bat! We can't wait to play with you! You played college ball at Baylor.... I didn't know that! That's awesome!" I looked at him and said, "Coach Bill... you DO realize that whenever I played ANY sports I was the girl that was picked last." (No.. I am serious. In 7th grade we were required to play a sport and they had to come up with a "C" team for volleyball so that some of my friends and I could make up a dance routine and perform it at the "A" and "B" team games, because we were so bad.)
My little Pielsticker thought that we were being serious and that I had actually played softball for Baylor and even for the Major Leagues! Oh goodness how the sport profession would be so drastically changed if I actually HAD played softball. (Good thing mom only let me take dance and gymnastics.) Needless to say, I sat and watched the boys take turns batting and they were just as happy with that.
May 18, 2008
Our Sunday Ritual
May 11, 2008
Mom's the Word
May 8, 2008
Show Dog
Here we have the standard full body shot. She is definitely working the camera here.
This was the "I need you to sit" pose. She was giving me the head tilt because I told her to act interested.
Another full body shot, just closer up.
And this is the "I'm sexy, look at me" pose.
Yep.. I think she is in fact, a show dog... takes after her daddy.
May 7, 2008
I know... I should start writing a book
I feel as if I bore people with my school stories, but considering the fact that my job is my life...I have tons of stories to tell!
Today we were reading Charlotte's Web, and we were reading the specific chapter where Templeton and Charlotte sneak into Wilbur's crate to accompany him to the County Fair. Well...when the "humans" walk over to the crate the geese tell Wilbur to "cheese it," so that no one knows anything is going on.
Of course I ask my students if they understand what "cheese it," means and everyone told me that they didn't.
So...I give the students a scenario
Suppose you are in your room with your friend and you and your friend are jumping on the bed...and you hear your mother come in so you sit down really fast. When you mother walks in you look at her with a big smile and say,"hey mom!" You were totally cheesing it because you didn't want your mother to know that you were doing something wrong.
I then have a student raise his hand and serious as all get out he says,
"Oh yes Mrs. Bass I understand, it was kind of like the time my mom walked into my room and I was kissing the pillow and making out with it, I threw it down really fast and started playing my Xbox.
I, of course, turned bright red and the entire class just starts dying laughing.....
Oh the things 3rd grade boys will say!
May 3, 2008
Will You Marry Me?
3 years ago on this exact date I was asked by the man of my dreams to be his wife! Besides my wedding day, this day was the greatest day I have ever lived. Thinking back on everything I should have known that Walt was going to ask me to marry him, but I was completely dumbfounded. The night before we had gone to a Mavericks playoff game and on the way to my house Walt asked me if he should wear the pink shirt to work tomorrow or the blue. He never really asked my opinion on work clothes, but I thought nothing of it and told him to wear the pink shirt. Because we got in so late from the game I decided that I I would just use a "jeans pass" and wear jeans to school. I threw my hair up in a ponytail, had no makeup on, and put on a shirt that I had gotten when I was in highschool. Yes, I looked like complete nastiness, but I knew my kids wouldn't care. I remember getting to school and all the teachers just laughing at me because I had on jeans. When I asked them "why they were laughing," they would respond with, "because you always look so cute to school, and today you decide to wear jeans." (Man do I still wish I was a little more prepared.) So my day was going great and then around 1:30 while my kids were doing accelerated reader my assistant principal came in to "observe." So, I threw together a lesson real fast because I didn't want her just watching them read silently. (Little did I know that my man was in the building!) Well, every Tuesday the 3rd graders had "Awesome Owl" where we present a special award to each third grader in every class. This specific week we had decided to do it in the cafeteria... it was teacher appreciation week, so my kids had come up with the great song and dance to do for me, and I THOUGHT it was going to be used on the announcements the next morning. We all file into the cafeteria and the other teachers give their "Awesome Owls." When my turn came, they set up the video camera... I just thought they wanted to tape my kids singing to me. I presented the "Awesome Owl," then all my kids got up on stage for their performance. They had choreographed a routine to "You Are My Sunshine." Of course, I am in the middle of all my kids just bawling, because the year is almost over and I am going to miss them so much. The second the song ends, they all sit down and stare at me. I am crying and clapping, everyone in the audience is clapping and then I see this guy walking toward me. (At first I initially thought I was receiving some kind of award) When I noticed it was Walt in his "pink" shirt I asked him, "What are you doing here?" He started telling me all this wonderful stuff, then he got down on his knee and asked me, "Will You Marry Me?" Of course I said, "YES!" and all my kiddos started clapping... I looked up to see all the teachers in there, along with the 3rd grade and Walt's family and my family! I was shocked! When we went back to my room it was decorated with confetti, bells and bubbles. That night Walt took both our families to eat at the Mansion on Turtle Creek. He truly surprised me! I know how completely blessed I am because of Walt and today I just wanted to let him know that "He is MY Sunshine!" One year and one month to the date we were married and I've been living in happily ever after since! I love you!!
May 2, 2008
Funny Friday Story
Student: Mrs. Bass do you spell venom V-E-N-O-M
Mrs. Bass: Y-E-S
Student goes and sits back down for about 30 seconds, then walks back up to me.
Student: You mean you spell venom V-E-N-O-M-Y-E-S?